Her Round Reindeer

Her Round Reindeer desperately wanted a stapler to hug. It would have been a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A stapler being the item opted for.

Her Round Reindeer desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. This seems an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Her Round Reindeer owned a pen that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

Her Round Reindeer wanted a lava lamp to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A lava lamp of all things.

Her Round Reindeer desired a stretchman that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Her Round Reindeer desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.