My Lovely Reindeer

My Lovely Reindeer always carried a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Reindeer searched for a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

My Lovely Reindeer desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Reindeer craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Reindeer always had with them a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It might be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Reindeer found a bat to drop. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.