His Horny Reindeer

His Horny Reindeer desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Reindeer needed a rubber johnny to annihilate One might say this is a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

His Horny Reindeer desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to annihilate This is certainly an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a wig is the item to choose.

His Horny Reindeer desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a curious action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sponge being the item opted for.

His Horny Reindeer always carried a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.