The Horny Reindeer

The Horny Reindeer often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Horny Reindeer desired a ball that they would often eat. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. A ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Reindeer always kept a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Horny Reindeer had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Horny Reindeer found a hat to break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.