Her Yellow Reindeer

Her Yellow Reindeer looked for a pen to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

Her Yellow Reindeer carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Yellow Reindeer looked for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Yellow Reindeer craved for a CD player to put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Her Yellow Reindeer had a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Her Yellow Reindeer owned a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.