Her Chinese Reindeer

Her Chinese Reindeer desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

Her Chinese Reindeer carried a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Her Chinese Reindeer wanted a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.

Her Chinese Reindeer desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A dildo was the chosen item.

Her Chinese Reindeer desperately needed a crown that they would often play with. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

Her Chinese Reindeer desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.