His Stupid Reindeer

His Stupid Reindeer desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally share. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

His Stupid Reindeer often carried a dildo to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Reindeer often carried a bottle of beer that they would share. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Reindeer looked for a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Reindeer carried a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Reindeer wanted a lava lamp that they would often annihilate It would have been a funny thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.