The Foolish Reindeer

The Foolish Reindeer needed a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

The Foolish Reindeer carried a dildo that they would often drop. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Reindeer always kept a crown that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Reindeer always kept a toilet brush to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is stunning. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Reindeer wanted a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Reindeer always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would embrace. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.