The Grumpy Reindeer

The Grumpy Reindeer desired a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Reindeer needed a pint of beer that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Grumpy Reindeer desired a radiator that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was amazing. A radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Reindeer desperately craved for a teapot to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot of all things.

The Grumpy Reindeer always carried a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It was an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Reindeer desperately wanted a condom that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.