A Lonely Reindeer

A Lonely Reindeer always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

A Lonely Reindeer desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be spectacular. A Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Reindeer desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often drop. It would be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

A Lonely Reindeer desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Reindeer searched for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Reindeer carried a sword that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.