Her Lonely Reindeer

Her Lonely Reindeer desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Her Lonely Reindeer found a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

Her Lonely Reindeer desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an odd operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Reindeer needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Reindeer always carried a radiator that they would play with. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Reindeer desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be amazing. A little monkey being the chosen item.