A Tired Reindeer

A Tired Reindeer always had with them a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. It was a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

A Tired Reindeer looked for a pint of cider to embrace. It should have been a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Tired Reindeer desperately needed a tomato that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was stunning. A tomato is the item to choose.

A Tired Reindeer always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

A Tired Reindeer desperately looked for a condom that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was spectacular. A condom is the item that was chosen.

A Tired Reindeer had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken having that done to it