Her Purple Reindeer

Her Purple Reindeer desperately needed a melon that they would smash. This seems an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Reindeer owned a melon to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

Her Purple Reindeer desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Her Purple Reindeer looked for a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Reindeer craved for a set square to cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

Her Purple Reindeer carried a lava lamp to eat. It would be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.