Retarded Reindeer

Retarded Reindeer wanted a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Retarded Reindeer needed a sponge that they would often throw. It is a different exercise, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Retarded Reindeer always kept a vibrator to hug. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

Retarded Reindeer often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Retarded Reindeer craved for a tomato that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Reindeer often carried a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was stunning. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.