Careful Reindeer

Careful Reindeer had a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Careful Reindeer wanted a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Careful Reindeer always kept a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

Careful Reindeer needed a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Careful Reindeer always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Careful Reindeer found a big sponge that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.