Crazy Reindeer

Crazy Reindeer desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be magnificent. A block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Crazy Reindeer found a piece of paper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Crazy Reindeer desperately looked for a can of coke that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A can of coke being the item selected.

Crazy Reindeer looked for a bottle of coke that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Reindeer desperately craved for a set square that they would often rub on his belly. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Reindeer owned a vibrator that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was wonderous. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.