The Horny Reindeer

The Horny Reindeer desperately needed a cucumber that they would often worship. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Horny Reindeer owned a helmet that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Horny Reindeer needed a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Horny Reindeer desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Horny Reindeer often carried a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to select.