His Determined Reindeer

His Determined Reindeer wanted a dildo that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

His Determined Reindeer always carried a pint of beer that they would embrace. It should have been a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

His Determined Reindeer found a stapler that they would often smash. It was a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler of all things.

His Determined Reindeer wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. It might have been a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

His Determined Reindeer needed a CD player to annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

His Determined Reindeer needed a toilet brush that they liked to share. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.