The Eccentric Reindeer

The Eccentric Reindeer always kept a radiator that they sometimes break. This seems a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item selected.

The Eccentric Reindeer looked for a CD player to put on his head. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Reindeer always had with them a cucumber to put in the bath with him. It might have been an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer searched for a condom that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Reindeer carried a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer found a bat that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.