A Horny Reindeer

A Horny Reindeer desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a funny action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Reindeer found a set square that they sometimes share. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Reindeer wanted a sword that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Reindeer desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes share. It might have been a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

A Horny Reindeer wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a helmet is the item to select.