My Grumpy Reindeer

My Grumpy Reindeer found a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Reindeer desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often smash. This is certainly a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Reindeer owned a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

My Grumpy Reindeer often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Reindeer wanted a crown to try to nail to the wall. It was an original idea, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Reindeer desperately looked for a condom to break. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen item.