The Anxious Reindeer

The Anxious Reindeer often carried a piece of paper to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Reindeer desperately needed a condom that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Reindeer owned a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Anxious Reindeer often carried a bag of poop that they would often drop. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Reindeer always kept a mug that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

The Anxious Reindeer desperately desired a condom that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.