The Retarded Reindeer

The Retarded Reindeer often carried a porno magazine that they would hug. It would be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Reindeer always had with them a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen item.

The Retarded Reindeer always carried a pen that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Reindeer always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Reindeer desperately wanted a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a ball having that done to it

The Retarded Reindeer always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.