The Funny Reindeer

The Funny Reindeer always kept a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Funny Reindeer always carried a computer to insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Reindeer always carried a computer that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.

The Funny Reindeer desperately wanted a stapler to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly curious action, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A stapler being the thing opted for.

The Funny Reindeer looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Reindeer often carried a bat to put up their bum. It was an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.