A Horny Reindeer

A Horny Reindeer needed a mug to put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Reindeer needed a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Horny Reindeer had a tomato to cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato of all things.

A Horny Reindeer owned a bag of flour that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Reindeer often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was fun. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Reindeer desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.