My Nervous Reindeer

My Nervous Reindeer desperately needed a cup that they liked to smash. It might have been a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was sublime. Honestly, a cup would be the chosen thing.

My Nervous Reindeer desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Reindeer wanted a vibrator that they liked to eat. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Reindeer desperately desired a spade that they would put up their bum. It would have been a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A spade being the item selected.

My Nervous Reindeer desired a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Reindeer always carried a helmet to play with. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a helmet is the item to select.