The Gentle Reindeer

The Gentle Reindeer desperately craved for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be out of this world. A CD player being the thing selected.

The Gentle Reindeer craved for a vibrator that they would hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Gentle Reindeer carried a stretchman that they would put on his head. It is a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

The Gentle Reindeer desperately wanted a little monkey that they would annihilate This might appear to be a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey having that done to it

The Gentle Reindeer found a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. It should have been a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Gentle Reindeer often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.