My Purple Reindeer

My Purple Reindeer owned a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

My Purple Reindeer always had with them a stapler to embrace. It was a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Reindeer owned a sword that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

My Purple Reindeer needed a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

My Purple Reindeer searched for a set of lego that they would often sleep with. This could be considered an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

My Purple Reindeer needed a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.