The Bewildered Reindeer

The Bewildered Reindeer found a teapot that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Reindeer owned a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Reindeer desperately desired a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. It would be an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Reindeer carried a set of lego that they sometimes experiment on. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Reindeer desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Reindeer desired a set of lego to put down their trousers. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.