A Tired Reindeer

A Tired Reindeer always carried a cheese grater to put up their bum. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

A Tired Reindeer always had with them a sponge that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

A Tired Reindeer looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Tired Reindeer desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey of all things.

A Tired Reindeer carried a toilet brush that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush of all things.

A Tired Reindeer desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be magnificent. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.