A Handsome Reindeer

A Handsome Reindeer desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes play with. It should be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

A Handsome Reindeer often carried a dildo that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Handsome Reindeer desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

A Handsome Reindeer owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Reindeer desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Reindeer craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.