The Grumpy Reindeer

The Grumpy Reindeer searched for a set square that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Reindeer desired a radiator to hug. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Reindeer often carried a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Reindeer looked for a cup that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Reindeer desperately searched for a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

The Grumpy Reindeer searched for a pint of cider to put on his head. It was an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.