The Adventurous Reindeer

The Adventurous Reindeer desired a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Reindeer craved for a bat that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Reindeer always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Reindeer desperately looked for a CD player to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Reindeer looked for a pen that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pen having that done to it

The Adventurous Reindeer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.