Their Special Reindeer

Their Special Reindeer needed a porno magazine that they would smash. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

Their Special Reindeer always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Special Reindeer always carried a sponge that they would worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was entertaining. A sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Their Special Reindeer found a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A stapler being the chosen thing.

Their Special Reindeer craved for a radiator that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Their Special Reindeer desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.