Her Exceptional Reindeer

Her Exceptional Reindeer always kept a tomato that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Her Exceptional Reindeer looked for a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Reindeer looked for a bat that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Reindeer always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Reindeer desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sleep with. It is a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Reindeer desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often play with. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.