A Ugly Reindeer

A Ugly Reindeer always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Reindeer wanted a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Reindeer desperately craved for a tomato to eat. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Reindeer desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is stunning. A computer is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Reindeer owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Reindeer found a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a new thought, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was chosen.