Her Curious Reindeer

Her Curious Reindeer had a lava lamp that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Curious Reindeer desperately craved for a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. It was a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Her Curious Reindeer often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Her Curious Reindeer desperately wanted a teapot to embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Her Curious Reindeer always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It is an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Her Curious Reindeer owned a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.