The Fucking Reindeer

The Fucking Reindeer needed a mug that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Reindeer desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Reindeer looked for a set of lego that they would often share. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Reindeer often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Fucking Reindeer needed a bag of flour that they would often drop. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Reindeer owned a helmet that they liked to smash. One might say this is a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A helmet would be the item that was chosen.