The Big Reindeer

The Big Reindeer had a wig that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Reindeer craved for a set of lego that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Big Reindeer always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be amazing. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Reindeer desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Big Reindeer had a porno magazine to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Reindeer owned a hat that they sometimes hug. It would be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.