A Troubled Reindeer

A Troubled Reindeer often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Troubled Reindeer craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Reindeer desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Troubled Reindeer owned a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It was an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Reindeer wanted a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Reindeer always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A teapot would be the thing that was selected.