His Jolly Reindeer

His Jolly Reindeer desperately looked for a porno magazine to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

His Jolly Reindeer desperately craved for a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Reindeer owned a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Jolly Reindeer desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally embrace. It is an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pen having that done to it

His Jolly Reindeer desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Jolly Reindeer owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.