The Bewildered Reindeer

The Bewildered Reindeer always kept a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. It should have been a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Reindeer needed a radiator that they would often throw. It might be a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Reindeer searched for a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Reindeer looked for a mug that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A mug was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Reindeer searched for a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Reindeer always kept a sword that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.