His Beautiful Reindeer

His Beautiful Reindeer desired a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

His Beautiful Reindeer always had with them a sponge that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Reindeer desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Reindeer always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Beautiful Reindeer found a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Reindeer owned a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was sublime. A porno magazine being the chosen item.