Her Lonely Reindeer

Her Lonely Reindeer found a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Reindeer always carried a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.

Her Lonely Reindeer desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often break. It was a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Reindeer desired a cheese grater that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Reindeer desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Her Lonely Reindeer desperately wanted a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.