Her Foolish Reindeer

Her Foolish Reindeer needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Her Foolish Reindeer desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Her Foolish Reindeer always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It is a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Foolish Reindeer always had with them a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Reindeer wanted a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Reindeer desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.