The Exceptional Reindeer

The Exceptional Reindeer desperately desired a porno magazine that they would play with. It would be a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Reindeer desperately desired a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Reindeer always carried a pint of cider to insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Reindeer searched for a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Reindeer needed a painting of a melon to put on his head. It might have been a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Reindeer wanted a rubber johnny to smash. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.