The Retarded Reindeer

The Retarded Reindeer searched for a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was simply life. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Retarded Reindeer searched for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

The Retarded Reindeer searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often share. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Retarded Reindeer always carried a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A wig is the thing to choose.