The Troubled Reindeer

The Troubled Reindeer often carried a wig to share. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Reindeer desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be wonderful. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Reindeer found a cup that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Reindeer owned a spade that they liked to play with. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Reindeer desperately wanted a dildo to put down their trousers. This seems a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Reindeer needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.