Horny Reindeer

Horny Reindeer desired a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Reindeer owned a bag of poop that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Horny Reindeer desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

Horny Reindeer found a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

Horny Reindeer carried a block of cheese to hug. This seems a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Horny Reindeer craved for a spade to play with. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.