Confused Reindeer

Confused Reindeer found a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Confused Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of wine of all things.

Confused Reindeer desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to demolish. This seems a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Reindeer always carried a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Confused Reindeer desperately wanted a crown that they would break. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A crown was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Reindeer looked for a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.